Good afternoon my fellow classmates,
I would just like to take this opportunity to thank you for giving me the chance to prove myself as your enlightened leader. I there are some of you who don't know me, and that is okay. I know there are some you who may not even like me, and that too is okay. I just want to take this opportunity now to extend out the hand of friendship to all who wish to know me more. With your support I promise to do everything in my power to make sure there is no final exam for seniors. You may ask yourself, I didn't think there was a final exam, to that I say you're welcome. I have been working hard over the Summer to make sure there would be no final exam, and it is with my valiant efforts that I got the final exam taken out of the syllabus. The final exam that was going to be given in addition to the paper. I just want to say that with your vote, I will continue to work for you for as long as I am in power. I will continue to pursue other endeavors that will continue to benefit you guys. I just want to caution you that if I don't get elected, I will lose all my power to help you guys. Thus, forcing you to bend to the whims of some other ruler who may not even care if you all get an A in this class.
I care, I want everyone to get an A, and I want you all to be successful. The power is in your hands and it is up to you to make the Good decision on Thursday.
Sincerely,
Jared Good
Guardian of Students,
Protector of Grades,
Defender of Justice,
and Vanquisher of Final
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